Surf's Up, Brah!

So this is my celebratory "I got my first sunburn of the year" picture! Yesterday, two of my best friends and I were drawing on the driveway with chalk (yeah, I drew cupcakes. So sue me.) and I totally forgot that I am pale. After living for the past four years in tropical environments, I forgot that when my skin pales for the winter in a temperate environment, like upstate New York, it burns the first time it sees sun.

So, in celebration of my sunburn, which has tanned nicely overnight, here are two surfing cupcakes. Again, can you tell that I am very excited about my vacation? 2 AND A HALF MORE WEEKS UNTIL HAWAII!!

Royal Wedding

I swear, I was not obsessed with the royal wedding. At all. I just wanted to see her dress and I was a bit disappointed. I was hoping for something dramatic, like Princess Diana, but it looked like something off the rack at David's Bridal. Now, don't get me wrong, it was a pretty dress, but it didn't look royal to me.

However, William looked dashing, I must say, in his military uniform. and Kate did look beautiful, as always.

Good luck to the royal couple!

The only downside to working at Bettie's...

...is that the cupcakes melt in the heat.

I think it got up to 75 this day and I couldn't get the AC going on the bus, so my cupcakes were slowly melting. I started rotating them in the fridge for a half hour and then I would take them out for a half hour. It was pretty brutal.

Luckily we had only two cupcakes lose their frosting. Everyone else survived.

Can't wait for vacation!

As much as I love my job, I do miss my home, Hawai'i. Si I am going on a two week vacation in June to Hawai'i and to visit my Mattie in Los Angeles, as well as to look for a psychology job for next year somewhere out there. I hope to go snorkeling while in Hawai'i, so here are my FIVE tropical-themed cupcakes! Can you spot them?

The octopus or he'e

The butterfly fish, kikakapu

The kihikihi, Moorish Idol

The yellowtail tang (I don't know the Hawaiian word for this - can anyone help me out?)

And my favorite, the Honu, the sea turtle!

Dawn of the Cupcake, 28 Cupcakes Later, Resident Cupcake, etc etc

I admit, I am a die-hard zombie movie fanatic. There is something so terrifyingly funny about dead people chasing you down because they want to eat you! My favorite zombie movies have to be the 28 Days Later series - those zombies are pretty freaky. Dawn of the Dead and the rest of the series is pretty awesome as well. 

So, in honor of some of ym favorite movies, I present the Cupcake Zombies!  

From Left to Right: Phil (bottom), Frankie (top) and Tony, the zombie enforcers.

And their victim, Clarice.

Speaking of Clarice, wouldn't Hannibal Lector be an awesome zombie? I better get credit for that idea if anyone ever uses it in a movie! Silence of the Dead, maybe?

Cupcake Kong!

You know those airplanes don't really care if Miss Ann Darrow falls to her death. They just want some of that sweet sweet buttercream. Also, if Ann Darrow dies, it just means more cupcake on the ground for everyone to enjoy!

Also, that is a Bailey's Irish cream cupcake in the corner - it's what I imagine Cupcake Kong would have tasted like.

The Nurse's Office

The day I made this, my dear Mattie called me, feeling a bit under the weather. So I made him an envelope to cheer him up! I took this picture with my cell phone and sent it to him. He felt better later on, so maybe the power of cupcakes runs strong!

Either that, or he was faking it to get my sympathy. It's been known to happen. ;)

Ahoy Matey! Batten down the hatches!

I had such a blast doing the Pirates of the Caribbean envelope, that I opted to do another pirate theme! This time, Peg Leg I Sing and Captain No Eye Bettie are taking over the seven seas with their great ship, the DeeDee. Oh, and a few cannonballs. 

That's, like, totally awesome!

First off, I apologize for my hiatus - I've been a bit under the weather. Three cheers for bronchitis!

Now, back to our regular programming. Today's cupcake was inspired by two things. First off, one of my coworkers mentioned how I need more color in my envelopes. So I decided to use color to show her that I can get creative with color, if I feel so inclined. My second inspiration was my cough meds. I get bad allergies, so I take cough meds to deal with them (and when it gets real bad, I get bronchitis). On this particular day, I remembered a story a friend told me about how, when she was little, her mom used to purposefully give her more cough meds that needed, just so she and her sister would start tripping, which would take them out of her hair for a while. I found that story pretty funny (which is probably why I don't have children).

So today's envelope is a throwback to the 60's, where psychedelic posters were just so, like, totally cool, man.

For my dragons!

Can you imagine being in medieval  times and seeing this adorable dragon storming your castle? I'd slay it...and then eat it alllll up! Yummy!

My friends and I call ourselves the "Dragons" since we are so ferocious and fierce. We even have matching tattoos for each other! One of the dragons, Dana, will be getting married at Bettie's in September, too, because Bettie's is the food store of dragons: posh, fierce, stylish and awesome. That's the way we roll.

Rebel Yell

Confession: I used to be a goth. And I loved every second of it!

But now, I am somewhat all-American, with a bunch of tattoos and old piercing holes. But that's OK. I love my ink. You won't see me on Ugliest Tattoos.

However, if cupcakes rebelled, they, too, would get piercings and ink, and wear black eyeliner around their lips as well as their eyes. They would wear ruffled shirts and have spot-on facial hair. They would smile for pictures only when they are around their friends. Otherwise, they are so serious.

Yet, we all know they would be filled with a sweet, delicious filling that makes you happy on the inside...for they really are happy people. Just on the inside.

I scream, you scream...

Bettie's rolled out a new product a month ago - cupcake ice cream!

Basically, it's crushed up cupcakes and homemade ice cream. The Red Velvet is divine, but my personal fav is the Coffee Oreo! it's a coffee ice cream with oreo bits and chocolate cupcake with oreo buttercream swirled throughout. 

So this envelope is inspired by the amazing ice cream! The poor little cupcake, too - they got his friend, Jimmy, in the ice cream! OH NO!

80's Throwback! Care Bears

I have a confession to make. I am obsessed with the Care Bears. I have a Bedtime Bear tattoo on my foot. I own four or five Bedtime Bear plush toys and my family has another dozen or so of the other bears in storage. They are so cute! I happened to stumble across the plush toys the other day and found Birthday Bear! I forgot she had a cupcake on her tummy, so I thought it would be cute to feature her in an envelope.

CARE BEAR STAAARRREEE!!!!!!

80's throwback! My Little Pony

See? I told you my envelopes were getting better, thanks to the awesome pencil set my Mattie gave me!

This was drawn on one of those days when I didn't have a clue what to do. I texted one of my best friends, Dana, and she said "My Little Pony."

 Genius idea, Dana!

Originally, I was going to just draw cupcakes on their butts, like the My Little Ponies. But then I decided to do something a little different - how about My Little Cupcake - with their bodies as cupcakes?

So, My Little Cupcake was born.

I love this envelope, so much!

Anyone else have an idea for a really good 80's cartoon theme? Besides Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - mattie's suggested that one about 10 times now. I'm a girl. I like girlie things. Not gross sewer turtles that are trained by a sewer rat.

Plus turtles and cupcakes? I pass. Not a big fan of salmonella.

Hoppy Easter!

I drew this one up in maybe ten minutes. I was bored at work yesterday, so it was either going to be Zombie Jesus Cupcake, which seemed a bit sacrilegious, or an easter bunny cupcake, which seems more fitting.

Happy Easter everyone!

The Bettie Horror Cupcake Show

I love Rocky Horror Picture show. I was at a loss of what to draw one day, so I asked another one of the Bettie's, a sweet girl named Kira, what to draw. She mentioned RHPS...and I was sold! Oh, and that would be a red velvet cupcake in the corner. I imagine that would be too devilish for Janet.

Dr. Cup C. Ake

The lips

All freehand.

I draw all my fonts freehand, using just a picture or idea as a basis. This is also the first picture I drew with my new pencils! The envelopes are about to get a million times better than anything you have ever seen!

Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me, creature of the night!

I wanna go back to my little grass shack...

I used to live in Hawaii. Even now, to this day, if someone asks me where I am from, I don't say "Connecticut" or "New York," regardless of how heavy my accent becomes. I am always going to say Hawaii, since that is where I feel most comfortable and accepted for who I am.

The envelope says "My 'aina, my hale, my aloha," which is a a totally haole (white person) way of saying "My land, my home, my love."

I have a rather large 'ohana (family) on Hawaii. 'Ohana doesn't always mean blood family, but it means someone who is just as close to you as family - Hansen, Kristin, Whittney, Adam, Chelsie, Jill, Brooke, Lillie...and the list goes on and on. These are people that I am there for and they will always be there for me!

So, this envelope is for you, 'ohana! 

Oh, and no one actually walks around wearing grass skirts and coconut bras or a ti leaf lei or a plumeria lei...but many people do wear aloha shirts!

To everyone else: ALLLLOOOOHAAAAA!

April showers bring cupcakes

Well, that's the theory, at least. However, in upstate NY, I believe it may be "April showers bring already over-flooded rivers and cold weather."

I dediced to post this today, since it's the first day since last Tuesday that it's been sunny. Yay! Hopefully it stays that way, so when I got to work, it's warm on the bus and I don't have to use the propane heater anymore. 

So this picture was rather easy and fun to draw, but the best part is the Mai Tai cupcake! It's a pineapple cake with a coconut creme frosting. It tastes amazing! The pineapple is sweet and not overpowering and the coconut is light and fluffy! It's one of my top 10 favorite cupcakes!

I had a friend ask me a good question yesterday: "What do you do when there aren't any customers on rainy days?" Usually I make sure the bus looks nice - people track in mud and dirt, so I wash the floors and clean the windows upstairs so people have a better, smudge-free view from the sky-deck. I'll restock the cupcakes, organize the cupboards, make everything look acceptable and then, if I have any down time after that, I sit down and read a book.

I work 3-6pm, today, and I have no idea what to draw, so if you have any ideas, leave it in the comments!

Let's Go Yankees!

I am a huge Yankee fan. Take it or leave it. I was born in NY, grew up in southwest CT (Yankee country, where the only real rivalry down there is Yanks vs Mets), and yes, I play fantasy baseball.

I made this envelope mostly to piss of my boyfriend, who hates the Yankees. one of the first dates we went on was to a Yankee game, where his beloved Orioles were playing my awesome Yankees! It was snowing and cold, one of the first games of the season, and his Orioles won. I'll never forget that game, either. We were surrounded by hundreds of drunk Yankee fans and Matt is sitting there, wearing black and orange and quietly cheering "yay, go orioles! go team!" He must be the Orioles lucky charm.

To be honest, I really don't care too much for the Boston/NY rivalry. I think the Patriots are a great football team and I love the Celtics, although whenever they play a NY team, I will always cheer for the home team. They always have good games against each other, as they are both great cities for sport teams!

But NY is just a better city. Just sayin'.

Under the sea, Under the sea!

Funny story about this envelope - it cursed the markers! No, seriously, all the markers dried up at one point or another while drawing this envelope, as you can tell by the color gradient in the ocean.

My best friends and I have a slight obsession with Disney movies. And by slight, I mean we sing along with every movie, knowing all the lyrics.My personal favorite is Hercules (envelope coming soon) because Meg is such a proud woman!

But my second favorite is probably Little Mermaid because Ariel knows what she wants and she goes for it. I like that take-charge attitude. Plus, Ursula is such a terrifying antagonist! She is a giant octo-human-pus that turns merpeople into seaworms. King Triton is a bit, stuffy, though. I wish he were a little bit more relaxed - maybe take a sedative or something to calm down once in a while. His anger issues and need to control his daughters every move really leave a sour taste in my mouth.

And so the Little Cupcake has a tamer looking Ursula, a calmer Triton and Ariel looking a lot healthier than that absurdly skinny figure that Disney gives all their princesses.